cannibalkiwi

A bit late teling you this but....

2009-07-09T08:49:58Z

were through....

:'D I crack myself up at 4:42 AM

I can't sleep and decided to make a new icon (BAD DOG) and alert my buddies here that I wish to take a nice, long, break from as much media as humanly possible for me. SO no computer, no video games, and no TV...

Yeah I'm failing, don't rub it in.

I'm doing this to hopefully become more productive, more creative, less stupid, and to protect my brain from the HULU ALIENS.
((PLUS, I'm UNGODLY behind in ALL of my interwebitual duties and I have decided to hide for a while (ha, and I thought my icon didn't fit this post xD)))

SO FAR, my half break from the OUTSIDE WORLD has done ALOT of good :> I'm getting much done~ yus ...(selfpraiseselfpraisforrunningawayfromtheinternets)

UGH, I NEED SLEEP.... AND WATER.... so ... yeah

DON'T CRY BABY, ITS NOT FOREVER, I'LL BE BACK SOMEDAY, I PROMISE, YOU JUST KEEP FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS! (lol, sorry, IDK)

ILU HOMER

2009-04-05T06:11:39Z

“Facts, you can't prove anything with facts”-Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson. I love you. This is, the BEST QUOTE EVER.

Holy Holy Pastaroni!

2009-04-04T05:04:57Z

So, I was thinking about my religion lately, and how I don't really... AGREE with it -3-

So I'm now taking a more... TASTY view on life and god and all that stuff.

I'm going to become an Italian Pirate and convert to Pastafarianisim.... You gaiz should join me~ :'D

Ya know... SpongeBob is a true beliver.... he's a good noodle....
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mosey

"Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen."

(xD I hope no one takes me too seriously on here~)

cannibalkiwi @ 2009-01-25T21:21:00

2009-01-26T02:33:25Z

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Kiwi:

Kiwi - 1 - A small, brown, flightless, nocturnal, endangered bird native to New Zealand / Aotearoa. The name of the bird comes from the high-pitched 'call' it makes.
Kiwi - 2 - Slang for a person born in New Zealand. Synonymous with hard-working individuals, talented artists & relaxed easy-going people .
Kiwi - 3 - This is what the rest of the world, for some unknown reason, calls 'KIWIFRUIT'. Laziness and stupid marketing probably enter into it somewhere. Originally a Chinese Gooseberry, it flourished in NZ where its name was changed to reflect where it was grown. Named a KIWIFRUIT, stays a KIWIFRUIT , not a kiwi.

Kiwifruit example - I was asked by 4 individuals in London, why?, where NZers named after a fruit?

2.) Your age?
14:
A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88.

D: oh shi-

3.) One of your friends?
Natalie:

The most beautiful and loving person i have ever met...i love her and she can be the best peroson ever

1. kind
2. loving
3. beautiful
4. sporty

everything

my best friend has the qualities of a natalie

Wow... thats, KIND.

4.) What should you be doing?
Homework:

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

my satan teacher gave me crap

5.) Favorite color?
Purple:

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

6.) Birthplace?
New Jersey:

NJ is summed up in this quote.

"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."

~author unknown

The writers of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle were from Randolph, a stereotypical suburban New Jersey town.

Lol, I like that~ XD

7.) Month of your birth?
June:

1. The sixth month.

2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.

1. My birthday is in June.

2. June is a thing of the past...

8.) Last person you talked to?
Harley:

Short for Harley Davidson, a marque of American made motorcycle. Manufactured since 1903, the Harley Davidson's most recognizable features are it's 45-degree V Twin engine and distinct exhaust sound.

Harley Davidson dominated the American motorcycle market until the mid-1960's when Honda introduced a line of smaller-displacement less intimidating lightweight bikes. The smaller Japanese bikes could not match the performance of the then ing-of-the-hill Sportster, a bona fide street racer and land-speed record holder and still the best selling middleweight motorcycle in history.

But, the less-intimidating Japanese machines became top-sellers, and changing times hurt Harley Davidson sales.

Harley Davidson was acquired by AMF in the 1960s and quality, along with sales, plummeted. The "AMF Years" almost dealt a death-blow to Harley-Davidson and saddled the motorcycles with a bad reputation which has, unfortunately, been hard to shake, even though the current production bikes have a reputation among motorcyclists as having almost bulletproof reliability.

In the 1980s, Harley was bought back from AMF and completely re-vamped. Quality was back, and customers flocked to dealers, and still do.

Rode my Harley to Sturgis last year

9.) One of your nicknames?
Gil:

A body part on your face below your chin

I grabbed your Gil Fatty

I've been calling it the Juga ;x;

SETSUCO- wait, shit...

2009-01-16T01:15:53Z

D: Well this sucks... seems like my one true love, the snow, just stabbed me in the back. The cold bastard.... HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME LIKE THIS?! AND WITH PHILLY!?

Silly-ness aside, NOT ONLY did NO SNOW STICK HERE, but PA has SO MUCH OF IT that the trip to Setsucon this weekend is too dangerous for my grandparents (a young spirited couple of 70+ ) to be driving for five hours in. They had warned me this might happen, so I'm not too upset, but sorry to you guys who I told I would bring D: I'm really sorry. But it's snow, there's nothing I can do |:

BUT HEY~ There's always more conventions out there~ ones that more of us can go to! ONES WITH BRIGHTER (warmer) HORIZONS!

AND REMEMBER GAIZ Setsu it's self wasn't canceled, I know I still wanna go~ All we need is someone who can be a HERO and fight the storm and drive us there~!

Ms.Lucy had some leeches~

2009-01-10T08:11:58Z

A disturbing little 'song' that a friend recited for me at lunch~ I'm posting it here as not to loose it and so I can give her her written copy of it back.

It's to the tune of "Ms.Suzy had a steamboat" ((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHc-VzRf1f0&feature=related :'D i have no idea who made this... but its the tune for ya)) but this variation continues~

Ms. Lucy had some leeches,
her leeches liked to suck.
And when they drank up all her blood,
she didn't give a-

Funny when the doctors,
had locked her in her cell.
Ms. Lucy screamed all night that they
should go to bloody-

Hello to the surgeons,
with scapels old and blunt.
He'll tie you to a table,
then mutilate your-

Come it's nearly Tea-Time,
the lunatics arrive.
The keepers bleed them all untill,
there's no one left a-

Lively little rodents,
all eaten up by cats.
We're subject to experiments,
like laboratory-

Rats I dropped a tea cup,
how easily they break.
I'm on my hands and knees until
I pay for my mist-

Take off all your clothing,
we've only just begun.
We have no aniestisa,
it's eight-teen fourty-

One thing we should tell you,
before you try again.
The tests are all invented,
by a lot of filthy-

Mentaly hysteric,
she's failed all the exams.
Don't bother telling Lucy,
she dosen't give a-

Damn that nitrous oxide,
for when you can't escape;
They say the surgeons off' commit,
Some murders of a-

Razor blades are rusty,
and not alot of fun.
So when they try to amputate,
your legs you better-

Run and fetch a chemist,
a patient's feeling sad.
She's been in chains for ages,
she isn't even-

Madness is a nusence,
but nobody is sane.
Your sisters, mom, and daughter,
may become raving-

Lunitics are dangerious,
and doctors are obyed.
They seem to go together,
just like toast and marma-

Ladies are like children,
with brains the size of squirrle's.
Lets give a clitoridectomy,
to an unsuspecting little-

Girls are helpless treasures,
that daddies must protect.
So lie apon the table,
for the doctors to in-

Speculums are super,
and stirrups are the rage.
So spread the ladie's legs and,
put her back into her-

Cage of nakied crazies,
the surgon's here to bleed.
The doctors are all learned men,
and some can even-

Reading can be risky,
for women on the verge.
It only did us worlds of good,
to poison, leech, and-

Pruging is a pennance,
phelbotomy a chore.
No need to sterilize the tools,
we never did be-

'Fore the night is over,
before you go to bed.
They take a hammer and a nail,
and jam it in your-

Headstones in the courtyard,
and statues in the park;
Are not for the insane,
just leave them rotting in the-

D.A.R.K.

dark
dark
Dark
DARK
DARK

(((FFFFFF. FORGET THE SPELLING. ITS FINE AS IT IS.)))

:'D

2009-01-08T05:02:46Z

Real Name: Classifiyed. But I'm sure you will be able to guess...

Your Gangsta Name (1st 4 letters plus izzle): Leaizzle

Your Detective Name (fave color + fave animal): Purple Duck

Your Soap Opera Name (middle name + childhood street): Crystal Grass ( :| wow... FAIL)

Your Star Wars Name (last 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name + first 3 letters of Mom’s maiden name): Lawleamb (LOLIMIGHTUSETHISASAUSERNAMEFORSOMETHIN)

Your Superhero Name (2nd fave color + fave drink): Orange Javalatte

Your Witness Protection Name (Grandma/Grandpa’s first name + Jones): Bernadette Jones

Your Goth Name (Black + name of one of your pets): Black FishZilla (BEST GOTH EVER.)

Your American Idol Name (fav car and sea food): Rolls Royce Tuna Roll ( :'D)

Your Alter Ego (name of one your childhood pets + popular brand of clothes when you were young): Misty Gap

Your Lawyer Name (fav actor’s last name + fav hard liquor): Ferrel (I'mtooyoungsoI'mjustgonnaputdownwhatcomestomind-) Duff

Your Hip Hop Name (fav candy + fruit): Lollipop Starfruit (Next would be Marshmallow Pineapple~)

Your P0rn Star name (another pet name + your street name): Chico Park (all of my pets are MALE D:)

Maurice~

2008-12-21T06:45:18Z

Oh how I'm gonna miss little Friedrich... He didn't stand a chance after the Anti-Virus expired (and god did those viruses mess that poor thing up...).

I GOT A NEW LAPTOP FOR (early) CHRISTMAS~ :D His name is Maurice and he has a WEBCAM(thatidontknowhowtouseyet).
(Friedrich was my old laptop, he lasted about 5 years... I was very much attached.)

BUT YEAH, I'm gonna be able to go online more and post things and... AND STUFF! This also explains why I died internet-ally... Friedrich got to the point where I could barely get him to open paint... connecting to the internet wasn't even an option... nor was filing through 200+ DA messages D: EXPECT COMMENTS FROM ME MORE OFTEN! >D

Do you know how to cut pineapple?

2008-11-26T00:59:41Z

If so, HOW?

I love my grandparents... but I need to learn how to mean what I say around them. They take most of everything I say seriously. For example, one time they had told me to call them because I was spending a rare day alone, I got the answering machine and decided to leave a message saying that I had super-glue'd myself to the cat but was completely fine(although a little sticky)...they didn't call back, they drove over to see if I was allright. XD

Just recently my grand-mom and my mom were conversing about what we were to contribute to our thanksgiving dinner at my uncles. One of the ideas was chocolate dipped strawberries but sadly it was out ruled because... honestly, where can you find GOOD strawberries in the middle of winter in this state (sorryimntsayingwherebutimsureyouallhaveagodidea). So I said, "My friend saw fresh head-sized pineapples at a grocery store near her..."

That were quickly shot down by my mother because there is NO WAY my mom and I could manage to cut something so... hard to cut... without loosing a limb or two AND because chocolate would not adhere to a sliced pineapple's slippery-ness. I added in that even if it would work we would NEVER get around to dipping the pineapple and it would rot on the counter (but we wouldn't know that it was rotting because of our inexperience with the fruit and it would just sit there). We all had a good laugh and decided that pie would be sufficient.

Tonight I come home from dinner with my mom and play the messages on our answering machine as my mom goes up stairs, there were two messages, both from my grand-mom. I guessed that the first one was about dinner plans and the second about my costume in progress (thankyouthankyouthankyousomuchforhelpingmeagainMimi). As I guessed, the first one was about dinner, my grandparents were going to Wegman's (grocerystoretotheEXTREME) for dinner and invited us if we didn't had plans... too bad we had allready eaten when they called. The second message was more of a shock (but my guess WAS close). Apparently my grand mom found a pineapple the size of my head and some chocolate specially made for dipping fruits in...and bought it...just for me.

XD My mom... my poor mom never saw it coming, and the fact that I was laughing like a lunatic while informing her about it didn't seem to help~ but seriously, how do you cut pineapple?

cannibalkiwi @ 2008-11-23T17:45:00

2008-11-23T22:47:28Z

Uh... Hi?

If you had not already guessed, IM NEW TO LJ :D So yeah... I have no idea how to use it yet...

I joined because a bunch of AWSOMESAUCE people I met at Zenkaikon08 told me to XD If any of you went, I was dressed as Belphegor (KHR)(andmyicon) and I was being dragged around on a leash by my Gokudera (Mafiamadame). We also had a Beyond Birthday with us.... So if you met me thereplease say 'HELLO' and don't be too freaked out if I start messaging you and try to be your friend XD

HOLY CRAP IT HAS A SPELL CHECK!!! DFONLASGSA IM SAVED!
AAAAAND IT SAVED WHAT I TYPED S WHEN MY LAPTOP SHUT DOWN ON ME IT WAS STILL THERE! AWSOME TwT